October 4, 2003

October 2, 2003

  • i hope you die - bloodhound gang


    i hope you flip some guy the bird
    he cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
    in front of the beatles tour bus
    a bookmobile and a mack truck
    hauling hazardous biological waste
    the light turns red, you have no brakes
    and hard copy gets it all on tape
    so you can see the look on your face


    die die die die die die... die
    die die die die die die... die


    i hope your pinto begins to spin
    takes out a disabled vietnam veteran
    mows down a nobel peace-prize winner
    and maybe some orphans having christmas dinner
    perhaps even the british royal family
    and the rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
    and we can't forget the newlyweds
    and those jerry's kids are as good as dead


    i hope this helps to emphasize
    i hope this helps to clarify
    i hope you die


    i hope your cell mate thinks he's god
    but cnn refer to him as bowling-ball-bag-bob
    serving time again for abuse of a corpse
    only this time the victim's a clydesdale horse
    as he masturbates to photos of livestock
    he does the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock
    eats feces and quotes from deliverance
    and fights with his imaginary playmate vince


    die die die die die die... die
    die die die die die die... die


    i hope he grins like jack nicholson
    and forces you to play a game called "balls on chin"
    and whatever happens next is all a blur
    but you remember "fist" can be a verb
    and when you finally regain consciousness
    you're bound and gagged, in a wedding dress
    and the prison guard looks the other way
    cuz he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day


    i hope this helps to emphasize
    i hope this helps to clarify
    i hope you die


    i hope you die!


    end of song... i love that one naturally i only hope a few of you die... wait none... that's what im supposed to say, right?

October 1, 2003

  • This is Absolutely not subliminal persuasion. i Know thE tricks theM ppl use on You. im hiP tO their wily ways. do not Laugh, i need your heLp to bring them down.


    (it's "take my poll," dumbass)

  • check out this cute lil proggie... it's a lil sheep dude... it's cute as sin...... it just peed on the status bar... oh well... its cute cute cute... so download it... cute. you have to ALT+CTRL+Delete to close him tho... you can spawn up to 9 of these lil guys and they sorta interact with each other... they also climb, fall off of and run into open windows... cute! ... kay startin to sound a lil gay here... wait... lol CUTE! I DONT CARE... seriously...


    [cute]

  • changed mah music this one's called starcruz... if you want any of the music you hear on mah site, email me at chris_mader@yahoo.com or go to www.technomidi.com...

  • needless to say i got pretty bored at work today...

  • coming soon to a theatre near you:


    mutant black-belt chainsaw-juggling topless cheerleaders in cat suits


    what more could you want from a movie?

  • shut up ice cube, you just think you're a rice crispy II: the ice cube speaks!!

  • i used google before using google was cool...

  • it's my dream to be forever hypnotized by a chain link fence...

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