Month: October 2003

  • Okay... here it is... the video game terminology dictionary
    i did this to help all you non-gamers out there know what yer gamer friends are talking about.


    2D - a game that relies on flat graphics.


    3D - a game that features polygonal characters and/or levels.


    3-layer background - a background in a 2D game that features 3 pictures that move at different times to give the illusion of depth. this can best be seen rare's killer instinct.


    adventure game - often, a top-down view (but not always) video game with a direct fighting system or no fighting system at all(legend of zelda series, blood omen series, diablo series have direct battle systems, games like broken sword and myst have no system for this). These games often have an RPG-like story.


    beat 'em up - a genre classified by it's endless hoardes of cpu-controlled opponents where 1 or more players must beat the living shit outta them (final fight series, fighting force series, dynasty warriors series, the bouncer)


    card game - a game that features some type of cards that correspond to real life games. these can use something as simple as a standard 52-card deck to larger, more complex collectible/trading card decks. (video casino, yu gi oh series, pokemon TGC)


    driving game - a game where the player(s) controls a vehicle of some sort. the player(s) usually has a choice of which vehicle he/she wants to control. (gran turismo series, driver, smuggler's run)


    ESRB - entertainment software ratings board. the group that rates all video games in america. their ratings are usually very fair and accurate.
    ec - early childhood - age 3 and up
    e - everyone - age 6 and up
    t - teen - age 13 and up
    m - mature - age 17 and up
    ao - adults only - age 18 and up
    rp - rating pending - age product awaiting review


    fighting game - generally, a one-on-one game with a variety of characters where two people or a person and a cpu opponent beat each other until one is knocked out or killed (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A BEAT 'EM UP) (mortal kombat, soul calibur, tekken)


    FPS (first person shooter) - a game where a player takes on the role of a character through that character's eyes. these games are often explicitly violent and feature several weapons and multiplayer support. (doom, unreal tournament, duke nukem 3D, half-life)


    platforming (platformer) game - a game that features a series of platforms that the player must direct his/her character across/through to reach the end of the stage. these games often feature enemies that can eliminated for points or other means. (mega man, super mario brothers)


    retro - a term describing games or gamers that prefer pre-90's games. used retro gaming, retro game


    RPG (aka RP Game) - generally, a one-player game where the player takes control of a group of characters to defeat some spectacular evil. these games almost always have an exploration mode and a random battle system that breaks up the exploration. (final fantasy series, breath of fire series, lunar series, ark the lad series)


    shooter - refers to a broad selection of games with one thing in common; the objective is to shoot everything in sight. these games are usually not explicitly violent. (contra series, einhander, galaga)


    side-scrolling - describes any 2D game that features a background that moves with the player(s)' character(s) and a side-view. (super mario brothers). used - "mega man is a side-scrolling platformer"


    sim(ulation) game - a game that gives the player control over a certain situation. generally, these games have no ending. (the sims, simcity)


    sports game - any game that features a simulation of a real-life sporting event. (tony hawk's pro skater series, madden NFL) 


    sprite - an image in a 2D game that is not part of the background. (the players, enemies and bricks in the super mario series)


    strategy game - usually, a top-down view game in which the player commands squads of troops to defeat the enemy. these games often have twisting plots and specific mission goals. (warcraft, starcraft)


    any suggestions? feel free to leave them in the comments section or emailing them to me at chris_mader@yahoo.com

  • i've been practicing mah kung fu here lately... i dont really know kung fu, but i kinda look like i know what im doing... im learning very slowly how to move my hips better when i punch to move more weight into it and i've been doing a lotta stretches to get my flexibility back up... two years ago i could do the splits and im not the tiniest guy in the world, so in some way it impressed ppl... but anyway FCUKING COK SUKKER... no shit, that was an actual flame i got for mah comments on the gamefaqs message board for diablo 2... they emailed it to me and apparently posted it on the board ... i love pissing stupid ppl off... all that over my challenge to make an arthurian (true knight) paladin (email me for details)...


    *update* the same guy, left a thread on the board saying im levaing... *stifles laughter* sorry to offend you mr. beagle...

  • ohhhh switchblade hoorah... anywayz... ya know the whole check card thing is kinda a blessing and a curse at the same time... blessing - you got cash if you need it ... curse - you end up spending it all ... sigh... mah meager pizza hut check just dont cover mah needs... oh well...

  • in support of silvertoenails boycot staples... the store... yeah... no dumb lil comment about metal thingys tho... shiny...

  • i hope you die - bloodhound gang


    i hope you flip some guy the bird
    he cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
    in front of the beatles tour bus
    a bookmobile and a mack truck
    hauling hazardous biological waste
    the light turns red, you have no brakes
    and hard copy gets it all on tape
    so you can see the look on your face


    die die die die die die... die
    die die die die die die... die


    i hope your pinto begins to spin
    takes out a disabled vietnam veteran
    mows down a nobel peace-prize winner
    and maybe some orphans having christmas dinner
    perhaps even the british royal family
    and the rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
    and we can't forget the newlyweds
    and those jerry's kids are as good as dead


    i hope this helps to emphasize
    i hope this helps to clarify
    i hope you die


    i hope your cell mate thinks he's god
    but cnn refer to him as bowling-ball-bag-bob
    serving time again for abuse of a corpse
    only this time the victim's a clydesdale horse
    as he masturbates to photos of livestock
    he does the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock
    eats feces and quotes from deliverance
    and fights with his imaginary playmate vince


    die die die die die die... die
    die die die die die die... die


    i hope he grins like jack nicholson
    and forces you to play a game called "balls on chin"
    and whatever happens next is all a blur
    but you remember "fist" can be a verb
    and when you finally regain consciousness
    you're bound and gagged, in a wedding dress
    and the prison guard looks the other way
    cuz he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day


    i hope this helps to emphasize
    i hope this helps to clarify
    i hope you die


    i hope you die!


    end of song... i love that one naturally i only hope a few of you die... wait none... that's what im supposed to say, right?

  • This is Absolutely not subliminal persuasion. i Know thE tricks theM ppl use on You. im hiP tO their wily ways. do not Laugh, i need your heLp to bring them down.


    (it's "take my poll," dumbass)

  • check out this cute lil proggie... it's a lil sheep dude... it's cute as sin...... it just peed on the status bar... oh well... its cute cute cute... so download it... cute. you have to ALT+CTRL+Delete to close him tho... you can spawn up to 9 of these lil guys and they sorta interact with each other... they also climb, fall off of and run into open windows... cute! ... kay startin to sound a lil gay here... wait... lol CUTE! I DONT CARE... seriously...


    [cute]

  • changed mah music this one's called starcruz... if you want any of the music you hear on mah site, email me at chris_mader@yahoo.com or go to www.technomidi.com...

  • needless to say i got pretty bored at work today...

  • coming soon to a theatre near you:


    mutant black-belt chainsaw-juggling topless cheerleaders in cat suits


    what more could you want from a movie?

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