You represent... hope. You're quite a daydreamer and can be a hopeless
romantic. You enjoy being creative and don't
mind being alone at times. You have goals, and
know what you want in life... even if they are
a little far fetched.

What feeling do you represent?
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umm who knew?

sazhwfhtwubol = stuck at zach's house, waiting for him to wake up, be over later

okay this is mah current winamp playlist... it's kinda scary cuz i like EVERYTHING... but uhh... here it is... i usually randomize it to play but i all alphabetized it for easy reading, yah? lemme know whatcha mean... okay here it is, seriously...

psych!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahaha

That wasnt funny, was it...

Total playlist time: 6 hours, 23 minutes, 44 seconds
In 97 Tracks.

Playlist Files:

1.Adrima - I can´t stop raving (Original Mix) - 7 minutes, 30 seconds
2.Ayumi Hamasaki - Everlasting dream - 1 minute, 33 seconds
3.Bare Naked Ladies - One Week - 2 minutes, 51 seconds
4.Beatles - Helter Skelter - 4 minutes, 29 seconds
5.Bloodhound Gang - The Vagina Song - 2 minutes, 39 seconds
6.bloodhound gang - 08 - Shut Up.mp3 - 3 minutes, 14 seconds
7.Bloodhound Gang - Asleep At the Wheel - 4 minutes, 6 seconds
8.Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn - 4 minutes, 51 seconds
9.Bloodhound Gang - Going Nowhere Slow - 4 minutes, 20 seconds
10.Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks - 3 minutes, 49 seconds
11.Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - 3 minutes, 4 seconds
12.Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) - 4 minutes, 58 seconds
13.Bloodhound Gang - Magna Cum Nada - 4 minutes
14.Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch - 4 minutes, 23 seconds
15.Bloodhound Gang - Why´s Everybody Always Picking - 3 minutes, 21 seconds
16.Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe - 7 minutes, 2 seconds
17.Bloodhound Gang - Your Pretty When I´m Drunk - 3 minutes, 55 seconds
18.Bloodhound Gang- The Ballad of Chasey Lain - 2 minutes, 23 seconds
19.BloodHoundGang - I Hope You Die - 3 minutes, 39 seconds
20.Bob Segar -- Turn The Page(1) - 5 minutes, 2 seconds
21.Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer - 4 minutes, 10 seconds
22.Charlie Daniels Band - Charlie Daniels Band - Devil W - 4 minutes, 12 seconds
23.Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down to Georgia - 3 minutes, 36 seconds
24.Coal Chamber - Big Truck - 3 minutes, 31 seconds
25.Coal Chamber - Bradley - 3 minutes, 3 seconds
26.Coal Chamber - Loco - 4 minutes, 14 seconds
27.Coal Chamber - My Frustration - 3 minutes, 59 seconds
28.Coal Chamber - Oddity - 3 minutes, 18 seconds
29.Coal Chamber - Pig - 8 minutes, 27 seconds
30.Coal Chamber - Sway - 3 minutes, 35 seconds
31.Coal Chamber - Tyler´s Song - 2 minutes, 51 seconds
32.Coal Chamber - Unspoiled - 2 minutes, 54 seconds
33.Cream - Tales Of Brave Ulysses - 2 minutes, 48 seconds
34.David Allen Coe - Devil Went Down To Jamaica - 2 minutes, 42 seconds
35.Hank Williams - I´m So Lonesome I Could Cry - 2 minutes, 49 seconds
36.Hank Williams Jr/Sr - There´s A Tear In My Beer - 2 minutes, 49 seconds
37.Hank Williams Sr. - Hey Good Looking - 2 minutes, 57 seconds
38.Hank Williams, Sr.--- - Hank Williams, Sr.---Move It O - 2 minutes, 46 seconds
39.Hank Williams, Sr. - I Ain´t Got Nothin´ But Time - 2 minutes, 41 seconds
40.Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville - 4 minutes, 22 seconds
41.Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise - 2 minutes, 52 seconds
42.Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders In the Sky a - 3 minutes, 23 seconds
43.Johnny Cash - One Piece At A Time - 4 minutes, 1 second
44.Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire - 2 minutes, 45 seconds
45.J-Pop - Cibo Matto - Sugar Water Shower - 4 minutes, 28 seconds
46.J-Pop-Ayumi Hamasaki -Trauma (Jpop Japanese) - 4 minutes, 17 seconds
47.Kiroro - Best Friend - 4 minutes, 44 seconds
48.Morning Musume - Never Forget (Rock Version) - 4 minutes, 19 seconds
49.Morning Musume & Puttimoni - Chokotto Love - 4 minutes, 2 seconds
50.Mushroom Head - Bwomp - 6 minutes, 14 seconds
51.Mushroom Head - Mushroomhead - Mommy - 5 minutes, 8 seconds
52.Mushroomhead - 2nd Thoughts - 3 minutes, 41 seconds
53.Mushroomhead - Along The Way - 3 minutes, 17 seconds
54.Mushroomhead - Before I Die - 3 minutes, 12 seconds
55.Mushroomhead - Ego Trip - 6 minutes, 5 seconds
56.Mushroomhead - fear held dear - 2 minutes, 39 seconds
57.Mushroomhead - Our Own Way - 3 minutes, 40 seconds
58.Mushroomhead - Solitaire-Unraveling - 4 minutes, 34 seconds
59.Mushroomhead - Sun Doesn´t Rise - 3 minutes, 16 seconds
60.Mushroomhead - The Dream Is Over - 3 minutes, 15 seconds
61.Mushroomhead - Xeroxed - 2 minutes, 55 seconds
62.Mushroomhead - XIII - 01 - Kill Tomorrow - 3 minutes, 45 seconds
63.Mushroomhead- Big Brother - 5 minutes, 7 seconds
64.Namie Amuro - NEVER END - Original Mix - 6 minutes, 26 seconds
65.Nickelback - Never Again - 4 minutes, 20 seconds
66.Nickleback - Deep(2) - 2 minutes, 50 seconds
67.Nickleback - How You Remind Me - 3 minutes, 29 seconds
68.Nickleback - Just Four (1) - 3 minutes, 50 seconds
69.Nickleback - Leader Of Men - 3 minutes, 31 seconds
70.Puddle Of Mudd - Away From Me - 4 minutes
71.Puddle of Mudd - Blurry - 5 minutes, 3 seconds
72.Puddle of Mudd - Drift and Die - 4 minutes, 24 seconds
73.Puddle of Mudd - Piss It All Away - 5 minutes, 38 seconds
74.Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me - 3 minutes, 36 seconds
75.Rabbit Joint - The Lengend of Zelda Remix - 1 minute, 1 second
76.Southpark Mexican - Mexican Radio - 4 minutes, 25 seconds
77.Staind - Fade - 4 minutes, 1 second
78.Staind - For You - 3 minutes, 24 seconds
79.Staind - how about you - 3 minutes, 58 seconds
80.Staind - Its Been Awhile - 4 minutes, 26 seconds
81.Staind - Its Been Awhile - 4 minutes, 26 seconds
82.Staind - Layne - 4 minutes, 26 seconds
83.Staind - Outside - 4 minutes, 49 seconds
84.Staind - Price To Play - 3 minutes, 36 seconds
85.Staind - so far away - 4 minutes, 5 seconds
86.Staind - so far away - 4 minutes, 5 seconds
87.Staind - So Far Away 340 - 4 minutes, 5 seconds
88.Staind - zoe jane - 4 minutes, 37 seconds
89.Staind- 03 - Bullet with your name - 4 minutes, 12 seconds
90.they might be giants - Triangle Man(1) - 2 minutes, 8 seconds
91.Tool - Prison Sex - 4 minutes, 56 seconds
92.Trigun - The Genocide Song.wav - 28 seconds
93.Trigun- love and peace (1) - 48 seconds
94.Type O Negative - All Hallows Eve - 8 minutes, 35 seconds
95.Type O Negative - Pyretta Blaze - 6 minutes, 57 seconds
96.VA - Adrima - Cant Stop Raving - 3 minutes, 40 seconds
97.Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio - 4 minutes, 10 seconds

oooh! go to pizza hut and get a fuckin sicilian... pain in the ass to make but mmm... it's a rectangular medium pizza with garlic, basil and parsley baked right into the golden brown crust and sprinkled with our own blend of herbs and spices. well that's what i tell the customers... i just tell mah friends its fuckin good...

hmm... well i went out and bought a cheapie pda just to see how potentially useful it could be... umm... wow... it's got a sketch pad, a finance planner, email thingy, note book, appointment book, and some other shit, plus it all syncs with mah pc... need better pda... need 400-dollar piece of tech... need 3-inch full-color lcd screen... okay ima stop 'fore i cream mahself ova here...

hey... have i horribly offended anyone? cuz like mah site's all... umm... dead... well... whateva... anywayz i got the new SmackDown! game (Here Comes the Pain) for PS2 yesterday and damn does it kick ass... hehehe wrasslin... yeah... i made mah standard character mike "bloodbath" berstein and then i made yours truly... i started playin as 'bath and then i (mah character) turned all heel and started bein really mean to bloodbath... so then i restarted the season and played as mahself and me an ol 'bath kissed and made up... well... we didnt... ya know what i mean... an we're a tag team and we suck purty good... ... but hey at least it's fun... no otha news cept pizza hut sux ass... wait... and i lost 6 lbs. that's some kinda start, right? alas, winter is just around the corner and i get to play shut-in cuz cold sux ass... okay now im done... peez, dawg... i heard that on a movie... i'm sorry... ill neva do that again...

...big pimpin... well... medium pimpin... okay... NO pimpin, leave me alone *cries*

Okay... here it is... the video game terminology dictionary
i did this to help all you non-gamers out there know what yer gamer friends are talking about.

2D - a game that relies on flat graphics.

3D - a game that features polygonal characters and/or levels.

3-layer background - a background in a 2D game that features 3 pictures that move at different times to give the illusion of depth. this can best be seen rare's killer instinct.

adventure game - often, a top-down view (but not always) video game with a direct fighting system or no fighting system at all(legend of zelda series, blood omen series, diablo series have direct battle systems, games like broken sword and myst have no system for this). These games often have an RPG-like story.

beat 'em up - a genre classified by it's endless hoardes of cpu-controlled opponents where 1 or more players must beat the living shit outta them (final fight series, fighting force series, dynasty warriors series, the bouncer)

card game - a game that features some type of cards that correspond to real life games. these can use something as simple as a standard 52-card deck to larger, more complex collectible/trading card decks. (video casino, yu gi oh series, pokemon TGC)

driving game - a game where the player(s) controls a vehicle of some sort. the player(s) usually has a choice of which vehicle he/she wants to control. (gran turismo series, driver, smuggler's run)

ESRB - entertainment software ratings board. the group that rates all video games in america. their ratings are usually very fair and accurate.
ec - early childhood - age 3 and up
e - everyone - age 6 and up
t - teen - age 13 and up
m - mature - age 17 and up
ao - adults only - age 18 and up
rp - rating pending - age product awaiting review

fighting game - generally, a one-on-one game with a variety of characters where two people or a person and a cpu opponent beat each other until one is knocked out or killed (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A BEAT 'EM UP) (mortal kombat, soul calibur, tekken)

FPS (first person shooter) - a game where a player takes on the role of a character through that character's eyes. these games are often explicitly violent and feature several weapons and multiplayer support. (doom, unreal tournament, duke nukem 3D, half-life)

platforming (platformer) game - a game that features a series of platforms that the player must direct his/her character across/through to reach the end of the stage. these games often feature enemies that can eliminated for points or other means. (mega man, super mario brothers)

retro - a term describing games or gamers that prefer pre-90's games. used retro gaming, retro game

RPG (aka RP Game) - generally, a one-player game where the player takes control of a group of characters to defeat some spectacular evil. these games almost always have an exploration mode and a random battle system that breaks up the exploration. (final fantasy series, breath of fire series, lunar series, ark the lad series)

shooter - refers to a broad selection of games with one thing in common; the objective is to shoot everything in sight. these games are usually not explicitly violent. (contra series, einhander, galaga)

side-scrolling - describes any 2D game that features a background that moves with the player(s)' character(s) and a side-view. (super mario brothers). used - "mega man is a side-scrolling platformer"

sim(ulation) game - a game that gives the player control over a certain situation. generally, these games have no ending. (the sims, simcity)

sports game - any game that features a simulation of a real-life sporting event. (tony hawk's pro skater series, madden NFL) 

sprite - an image in a 2D game that is not part of the background. (the players, enemies and bricks in the super mario series)

strategy game - usually, a top-down view game in which the player commands squads of troops to defeat the enemy. these games often have twisting plots and specific mission goals. (warcraft, starcraft)

any suggestions? feel free to leave them in the comments section or emailing them to me at chris_mader@yahoo.com

i've been practicing mah kung fu here lately... i dont really know kung fu, but i kinda look like i know what im doing... im learning very slowly how to move my hips better when i punch to move more weight into it and i've been doing a lotta stretches to get my flexibility back up... two years ago i could do the splits and im not the tiniest guy in the world, so in some way it impressed ppl... but anyway FCUKING COK SUKKER... no shit, that was an actual flame i got for mah comments on the gamefaqs message board for diablo 2... they emailed it to me and apparently posted it on the board ... i love pissing stupid ppl off... all that over my challenge to make an arthurian (true knight) paladin (email me for details)...

*update* the same guy, left a thread on the board saying im levaing... *stifles laughter* sorry to offend you mr. beagle...

ohhhh switchblade hoorah... anywayz... ya know the whole check card thing is kinda a blessing and a curse at the same time... blessing - you got cash if you need it ... curse - you end up spending it all ... sigh... mah meager pizza hut check just dont cover mah needs... oh well...