why do people eat mayonaise? it smells like it's gone bad when it's fresh and it looks like baby puke... people eat that...

a dominatrix is the best thing for me... tell me when to eat, sleep, work, shit, piss and c*m... what's wrong with that?

pork rinds... shit! no... cheese popcorn... crap! no... regular chips... damn! no... BBQ fritos... crud! no... pork rinds... yeah pork rinds...

what THE f*ck are you doing on my site... it's MY property... i'm just f*ckin with ya...

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fire is not the answer to your problems... it's the answer to mine...

visit the zoo... there's nothing like the aroma of animal poo to brighten up your day...

boycot oreo...

i wanna say hi to alicia and tell her to keep hangin in there................................................................
......................................... naked

my ear hurtz again...