mah penis is a penis

mah nunchucks got the best o me... i was tryin to use both pairs and the chains caught and they flew outta mah hands and one handle hit me in the face and the other hit me in the side... and im still slicker than you.... *dances, trips on the rug* ...that didnt happen...

*folds and unfolds shiny new butterfly knife* so how was yer weekend?

happy easter
and by the way
the man, the pope
is an incredible lay

THAT'S RIGHT-- I FUCKED THE POPE

(NEW!) okay stop sending dollars it's over

why do i bother sometimes heh... stupid war... uhh... hey... send a dollar to

USO Rally for America
The Port Authority
625 8th Avenue
New York, NY 10018

its a thing for our troops... visit http://www.glennbeck.com for details and location...

love and licorice
Copper

hi leesha

gladiator... russel crowe going "HURRRGHA" for 2 and a half hours... oh wait... thats the new busta rhymes...

and now green day:

i heard it all before... throw donuts at my door... onefugsheta maygyatura forshuneeya fongasawar... monkeys throwin shit at my light... when i come arowand... when i come arouwand

who is gonna graverob mr. rogers first, ya think?

okay, so i officially suck at devil may cry, bite me